Vim

So vim's great claim to fame is that you don't have to move your hands away from the home row. [spoiler]WELL GUESS WHAT FAGGOTS, NORMAL PEOPLE CAN'T STRETCH THEIR FINGERS FROM THE HOME ROW TO THE ESC KEY. [spoiler]WHAT NOW FAGGOTS[spoiler][spoiler]

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Anyone with an ounce of sense would turn Caps Lock into Backspace, as is corrrect, and use ^[ instead of Escape.

But of course, a person with even an ounce of sense wouldn't be using vi.