Vim

So vim's great claim to fame is that you don't have to move your hands away from the home row. [spoiler]WELL GUESS WHAT FAGGOTS, NORMAL PEOPLE CAN'T STRETCH THEIR FINGERS FROM THE HOME ROW TO THE ESC KEY. [spoiler]WHAT NOW FAGGOTS[spoiler][spoiler]

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You're being ridiculous.  I don't have to stretch anything, and my typing is as comfortable as can be.