Vim

So vim's great claim to fame is that you don't have to move your hands away from the home row. [spoiler]WELL GUESS WHAT FAGGOTS, NORMAL PEOPLE CAN'T STRETCH THEIR FINGERS FROM THE HOME ROW TO THE ESC KEY. [spoiler]WHAT NOW FAGGOTS[spoiler][spoiler]

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I'm typing this on a keyboard that has no right control key anyway, but regardless…the standard control key position is so horrendous that it is more efficient to use capslock for all of the right-handed keys and most of the left-handed ones as well.  You cannot seriously tell me that ^A is a strain on my left hand that would justify either moving my right hand off the main keyboard or bending my right pinky back to that awkward angle.  Symmetry be damned.