help me /prog/

i'm a hacker, but I still live with my parents so i can't do any hacking until night time when they're asleep, even so my keyboard is very load, what's a good quiet keyboard that won't wake my parents while im typing at night and doing my hacking?

i'm a wizard, but I still live with my parents so i can't do any magic until night time when they're asleep, even so my register machine is very load, what's a good efficient register machine that won't wake my parents while im conjuring at night and doing my wizardry?