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Let's discuss ``sage''

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-13 18:29

I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 8:24

THIS THREAD IS FUCKING USELESS

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 11:12

>>41
Just like you ar' sage, right?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 11:23

saging this fucking thread.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 11:38

Let's get it to 1000!

Name: Trollbot9000 2009-07-01 9:26


enough Lisp and Haskell faster than Ruby  and Python and  the JVM is  always shit It  would probably would  even be good  Enough TM FORTH.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-18 11:18

tsgv sb bsb shs shs

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-18 11:19

vabvba bga  agha ajkma  ajsb d sg sgs skms sn shs  sfa a

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-18 12:37


Name: Anonymous 2010-01-18 16:54

That is the only way to do sage. A sage for you, sage master.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-08 10:15

http://www.sagemath.org/

Sage is a free open-source  mathematics software system licensed under the GPL. It combines the power of many existing open-source packages into a common Python-based interface.
Mission: Creating a viable free open source alternative to Magma, Maple, Mathematica and Matlab.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-08 14:00

>>51
http://wiki.sagemath.org/interact/misc#line-160
Unreadable code
by Igor Tolkov
@interact
def _(h=(20,(1,36,1))):
    print (lambda f:f(0,f))(
        lambda n,f:'%s\n%s'%(
            ('*'*(2*n+1)).join([' '*(h-n-1)]*2),
            ((n<h-1 and f(n+1,f)) or '')
        )
    )

Name: Xarn−chan 2010-06-08 14:53

「下げる」は「上げる」の反対。シムプルだよ。

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-08 16:07

>>51
We already have Octave.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-08 17:36

Sage is an aromatic herb used in cooking.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-08 18:00

SAGE IS AN ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-08 19:01

>>56
Please, stop that, you keep doing it wrong!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-08 19:13

The Sage is a job class in Final Fantasy III. It is gained in the Eureka  in the original, while it is gained from the Earth Crystal in the DS version. Sages are highly adept mages who have mastered all levels of the black and white arts. While they have numerous techniques at their disposal, their MP is limited compared to those spell casters who are more specialized.
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    * 1 Abilities
          o 1.1 NES version
          o 1.2 DS version
    * 2 Stats
          o 2.1 Mp Growth
    * 3 Equipment
          o 3.1 Weapons
          o 3.2 Armor
    * 4 Other Appearances
          o 4.1 Dissidia Final Fantasy
    * 5 Gallery

edit Abilities
[edit] NES version

    * Special Ability - All Black, White, and high Summon Magic

The Sage has the ability to cast every magic in the game, as well as the high level summon magic, making them a real threat. MP growth is higher than the Shaman, Warlock, and Summoner, so the Sage effectively makes those classes obsolete.
[edit] DS version

    * Special Ability - All Black and White Magic; White and Black Summon Magic

MP growth is limited, meaning they can't use the high level magics as much as the Devout, Magus, or Summoner; additionally, they are only capable of using the Evoker versions of Summon Magic.
Level     Name     Effect     Level     Name     Effect     Level (Ability Level)     Name (Ability Name)     Effect (Ability Effect)
White Magic
   
Black Magic
   
Summon Magic
1     Cure     Minor healing to one or all allies. Deals damage to the undead.     1     Sleep     Inflicts sleep status.     1 (1)     Escape (Flee)     Summons chocobo. (Escape from battle).
1     Poisona     Removes poison status.     1     Blizzard     Minor ice damage on one or all foes.     1 (2)     Escape (Chocobo Kick?)     Summons chocobo. (Unsuccessful Chocobo Kick ability).
1     Sight     Displays a map of the world map.     1     Fire     Minor fire damage to one or all foes.     1 (3)     Escape (Chocobo Kick)     Summons chocobo. (Minor damage on one foe). (Unavailable for Sage).
2     Aero     Minor wind damage on one or all foes. Effective on flying enemies.     2     Thunder     Minor lightning damage on one or all foes.     2 (1)     Icen (Mesmerize)     Summons Shiva. (Inflicts sleep status on all foes).
2     Toad     Inflicts toad status.     2     Blind     Inflicts blind status.     2 (2)     Icen (Icy Stare)     Summons Shiva. (Very large ice damage on one foe).
2     Mini     Inflicts mini status.     2     Poison     Inflicts poison status.     2 (3)     Icen (Diamond Dust)     Summons Shiva. (Massive ice damage on all foes). (Unavalable for Sage).
3     Cura     Large healing on one ally. Minor healing on all allies. Deals damage to the undead.     3     Fira     Large fire damage on one foe. Minor fire damage on all foes.     3 (1)     Spark (Mind Blast)     Summons Ramuh. (Inflicts paralysis on all foes).
3     Teleport     Teleports party out of dungeons. Escape from battle when used in battle.     3     Blizzara     Large ice damage on one foe. Minor ice damage on all foes.     3 (2)     Spark (Thunderstorm)     Summons Ramuh. (Very large lightning damage on one foe).
3     Blindna     Removes blind status.     3     Thundara     Large lightning damage on one foe. Minor lightning damage on all foes.     3 (3)     Spark (Judgement Bolt)     Summons Ramuh. (Massive lightning damage on all foes). (Unavalable for Sage).
4     Silence     Inflicts silence status.     4     Shade     Inflicts paralysis.     4 (1)     Heatra (Healing Light)     Summons Ifrit. (Very large healing on all allies).
4     Confuse     Inflicts confuse status.     4     Blizzaga     Very large ice damage on one foe. Large ice damage on all foes.     4 (2)     Heatra (Hellfire)     Summons Ifrit. (Very large fire damage on one foe).
4     Libra     Reveals enemy weaknesses and HP. Does not work on bosses.     4     Break     Inflicts gradual petrification.     4 (3)     Heatra (Inferno)     Summons Ifrit. (Massive fire damage on all foes). (Unavalable for Sage).
5     Curaga     Very large healing on one ally. Large healing on all allies. Deals damage to the undead.     5     Thundaga     Very large lightning damage on one foe. Large lightning damage on all foes.     5 (1)     Hyper (Clobber)     Summons Titan. (Large earth damage on one foe).
5     Raise     Revives a KO'd ally with critical health.     5     Raze     Instantly kill all foes weaker than the caster.     5 (2)     Hyper (Stomp)     Summons Titan. (Very large earth damage on all foes).
5     Protect     Increases defense on one ally.     5     Erase     Removes beneficial magic off one or all foes.     5 (5)     Hyper (Earthen Fury)     Summons Titan. (Massive earth damage on all foes). (Unavalable for Sage).
6     Aeroga     Deals wind damage.     6     Firaga     Deals fire damage.     6 (1)     Catastro (Protective Light)     Summons Odin. (Casts Reflect on the party).
6     Haste     Increases attack speed.     6     Bio     Deals non-elemental damage.     6 (2)     Catastro (Slash)     Summons Odin. (Damages one enemy).
6     Stona     Removes petrification.     6     Warp     Creates a rift to another dimension.     6 (3)     Catastro (Zantetsuken)     Summons Odin. (KOs all enemies). (Unavalable for Sage).
7     Curaja     Massive healing on one ally. Very large healing on all allies. Deals damage to the undead.     7     Breakga     Inflicts instant petrification.     7 (1)     Leviath (Cyclone)     Summon Leviathan. (Deals wind-elemental damage to all enemies).
7     Esuna     Remove status effects on one ally.     7     Quake     Very large earth damage on all foes. Doesn't work against flying enemies.     7 (2)     Leviath (Demon Eye)     Summon Leviathan. (Instant KO if successful).
7     Reflect     Reflect one spell back to the caster.     7     Drain     Absorb HP from the foe to the caster.     7 (3)     Leviath (Tidal Wave)     Summon Leviathan. (Deals water-elemental damage to all enemies). (Unavalable for Sage).
8     Arise     Revive a KO'd ally with full health. Deals damage to the undead.     8     Flare     Massive fire damage on one foe.     8 (1)     Bahamur (Aura)     Summon Bahamut. (Casts aura on the party).
8     Holy     Massive holy damage on one foe.     8     Death     Instantly kills one foe.     8 (2)     Bahamur (Rend)     Summon Bahamut.(Instant KO if successful).
8     Tornado     Takes HP on one or all foes to single digit.     8     Meteor     Very large damage on all foes.     8 (3)     Bahamur (Megaflare)     Summon Bahamut. (Deals non-elemental damage to all enemies). (Unavalable for Sage).
edit Stats
Level     Str     Agi     Vit     Int     Mnd     Level     Str     Agi     Vit     Int     Mnd
NES Version
   
DS Version
1     15     20     15     25     25     1     5     5     5     5     5
10     19     26     21     32     32     10     9     9     10     11     11
20     22     31     27     40     40     20     12     12     16     20     20
30     26     37     33     47     47     30     15     15     22     28     28
40     29     42     39     55     55     40     19     19     28     36     36
50     33     48     45     62     62     50     22     22     34     45     45
60     36     53     51     70     70     60     25     25     40     53     53
70     40     59     57     77     77     70     29     29     46     61     61
80     43     64     63     85     85     80     32     32     52     69     69
90     47     70     70     92     92     90     35     35     58     78     78
99     50     75     75     99     99     99     38     38     63     85     85
[edit] Mp Growth
Level     Lv.1     Lv.2     Lv.3     Lv.4     Lv.5     Lv.6     Lv.7     Lv.8     Level     Lv.1     Lv.2     Lv.3     Lv.4     Lv.5     Lv.6     Lv.7     Lv.8
NES Version
   
DS Version
1     20     15     10     5     4     3     2     1     1     1     1     1     1     1     1     1     1
10     27     20     11     5     4     3     2     1     10     5     5     4     4     3     2     2     1
20     34     27     19     10     5     3     2     1     20     10     9     8     7     5     4     3     2
30     41     34     25     17     13     8     3     1     30     15     13     11     9     8     6     4     2
40     47     40     32     24     19     15     11     6     40     20     18     15     12     10     7     5     2
50     53     46     38     30     26     22     17     13     50     25     22     19     15     12     9     6     3
60     59     52     44     36     32     28     24     20     60     30     26     22     18     14     11     7     2
70     65     58     50     42     38     34     30     26     70     35     30     26     21     17     12     8     3
80     71     64     56     48     44     40     36     32     80     40     35     29     24     19     14     9     3
90     77     70     62     54     50     46     42     38     90     45     39     33     27     21     15     10     4
99     82     75     67     60     56     52     48     44     99     49     43     36     30     23     17     10     4
edit Equipment
[edit] Weapons
Name     Attack Power     Other Bonuses     Element     Other Information
Staves
Staff     3     None     None     None
Mythril Rod     12     +1 Intellect     None     None
Wizard Rod     20     +5 Intellect     None     None
Fire Staff     20     +2 Intellect and +2 Mind     None     Casts Fire when used.
Ice Staff     20     +2 Intellect and +2 Mind     None     Casts Ice when used.
Light Staff     20     +2 Intellect and +2 Mind     None     Casts Thunder when used.
Fire Rod     25     +3 Intellect and +3 Mind     None     Casts Fira when used.
Ice Rod     25     +3 Intellect and +3 Mind     None     Casts Blizzara when used.
Light Rod     25     +3 Intellect and +3 Mind     None     Casts Thundara when used.
Golem Staff     30     +3 Mind     None     Casts Break when used.
Rune Staff     33     +4 Mind     None     Casts Erase when used.
Elder Staff     85     +6 Mind     None     Casts Cura when used.
Omnirod     93     +10 Intellect     None     Inflicts Gradual Petrification.
Sage Staff     110     +10 to all stats     None     Ultimate equipment from the Legendary Smith. Nintendo DS version only.
[edit] Armor
Name     Defense Power     Magic Defense Power     Other Bonuses     Other Information
Head
Leather Cap     1     1     None     None
Feathered Hat     10     16     +2 Agility     None
Ribbon     23     20     None     Protects against all status ailments.
Body
Vest     1     1     None     None
Leather Armor     3     1     None     None
Mage Robe     13     13     +1 Intellect and +1 Mind     None
White Robe     31     45     +5 Mind     None
Black Robe     31     45     +5 Intellect     None
Arm
Bronze Bracers     1     1     None     None
Mythril Bracers     2     4     +1 Intellect and +1 Mind     None
Rune Bracers     11     13     +2 Intellect and +2 Mind     Protects against Sleep, Mini, Toad, and Petrify.
Diamond Bracers     13     16     +3 Intellect and +3 Mind     None
Protect Ring     18     18     +2 to all stats     None

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-08 21:03

Is this right?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-08 23:57

>>1
OP is 100% correct, only imageboard rejects will disagree with his reasoning.

Also, polite sage.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-09 0:42

>>60
sage is more commonly used on 2ch to keep decent conversations off of the front-page home of trolls and spammers. You can find highly active threads just below the visible ones on some 2ch boards. It's a polite thing to do, but so much to be humbling as it is to be nice to others to keep the good topics away from the threadshitters.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-09 1:04

THREADSHIT MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-09 10:16

>>60
OP
Your cover isn't as perfect as you think it is.

Name: Sage 2010-06-09 17:29

Sage

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-09 17:42

>>1
I believe this would be a good topic for discussion on the textboard for imageboard discussion, not the programming board.

Can a mod move this thread?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-09 18:21

>>65
No, it's still related to trolling, so while it's not on the primary topic it still fits squarely within the secondary topic of this board.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-09 19:00

>>65
8/10.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-17 2:48

sooo...is it when a post is really good and you want to keep it up without bumping and reaching reply limit...or when it's so sucky, you want it to get deleted and not bumped?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-17 2:55

>>68
Is it when your reply is so sucky that doesn't even deserve the right to bump the thread.
or
when it's so sucky, you want it to get deleted and not bumped

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-17 3:13

>>69
did not help at all

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-17 3:36

>>70
The rule of thumb is that you sage unless you're a Xarn posting some codes.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-17 6:05

My rule is to sage unless I'm performing an exquistite HMA deriviate

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-17 7:34

DIFFERENTIATE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-17 8:24

Saging can be helpful. I bet there are quite some interesting discussions going around here which we don't know about because there are saging some old thread.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-17 9:07

itt ignorance
it is a well known fact sage downvotes shit threads
sage

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-17 11:16

i thought sage was an auto-report feature

regardless,
saged,
reported,
hidden,
and informed the local authorities of this thread

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-17 11:19

>>76
I'm not you you've any thoughts at all.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-17 11:19

*not sure

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-17 11:25

This is not a VIP post

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-17 11:26

... this isn't a problem

nokosage doesn't bump thread and returns you without showing the sage

At least it does on the imageboards, on the text boards... I dunno.

>>78
oh that's much clearer.

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