Solution to the tabs vs. spaces debate?

http://nickgravgaard.com/elastictabstops/

As the article's author implied, we should really be using Microsoft Excel to write code. That way I can finally write a 2x2 conditional grid instead of repeating a nested if twice.

                    if (tall == true)     else
                 +-------------------+------------+
if (wide == true)|    goAround()     |  goUnder() |
                 +-------------------+------------+
else             |    goOver()       | goThrough()|
                 +---------------------------------