Your first program ever

What was your first program ever? I mean, beyond the hello world and exercises; the first one you came up with yourself?
For me it was a Scheme program that made given text (from file) all upper/lower case. It asked the user for case, then did the converting, but if the user provided anything else than ``up'' or ``down'' as the mode, the program displayed the header that said ``learn to type, faggot'', and then printed an endless sequence of ASCII penises. It was a nice easter egg. Lol, good old days.

I wrote a program in Visual Basic 6 called "msn ephin." It could rapidly change your display name and make you appear offline then online so you could fill your friends' screens with online notifications that formed messages. It could also constantly send a keypress followed by a backspace so while you had a conversation window open your friend would always see "x is typing a message."