Your first program ever

What was your first program ever? I mean, beyond the hello world and exercises; the first one you came up with yourself?
For me it was a Scheme program that made given text (from file) all upper/lower case. It asked the user for case, then did the converting, but if the user provided anything else than ``up'' or ``down'' as the mode, the program displayed the header that said ``learn to type, faggot'', and then printed an endless sequence of ASCII penises. It was a nice easter egg. Lol, good old days.

I downloaded some hugeass NES rom goodset. You know, those ones that have 1341 duplicates of everything for every region.

I remembered I spent some time learning some basic Python a while earlier, and decided to test my knowledge and cleaned out all duplicate files and hacks.

I ended up only playing about 5 games.