Java is an advanced EPL

Java is an advanced enterprise programming language. An open source product of more than ten years of cutting edge research, it allows rapid development of robust, concise, correct software. With strong support for integration with other languages, built-in concurrency and parallelism, debuggers, profilers, rich libraries and an active community, Java makes it easier to produce flexible, maintainable high-quality software.

It's also ^slowasfuck

>>1
I find your post lacking in ENTERPISE QUALITY. I request that the lengthy enterprise-speak pasta be posted for comparison.

Java is an advanced enterprise programming language.  An open source product of more than ten years of cutting edge research, it allows rapid development of robust, concise, correct software.  With strong support for integration with other languages, built-in concurrency and parallelism, debuggers, profilers, rich libraries and an active community, Java makes it easier to produce flexible, maintainable high-quality software.

>>4

This is so hot when you talk like this.

>>3
You can't fake the REAL-WORLD SCALABLE ENTERPRISE.

Java is an advanced Esoteric Programming Language
Can't argue with that.

I am Oyashiro-sama, CEO of Enterprise Corporation, where we leverage core skillsets and world-class team synergy to provide clients worldwide with robust, scalable, modern turnkey implementations of flexible, personalized, cutting-edge Internet-enabled e-business application product suite e-solution architectures that accelerate response to customer and real-world market demands and reliably adapt to evolving technology needs, seamlessly and efficiently integrating and synchronizing with their existing legacy infrastructure, enhancing the e-readiness capabilities of their e-commerce production environments across the enterprise while giving them a critical competitive advantage and taking them to the next level.

I'm surprised that nobody recognized the source of >>1.

I mean,
  I'm surprised that nobody recognized the source of >>1.

>>10
I'm surprised anyone cares about the source of that garbage.

>>11
OK
It's the dead dog.  It was garbage collected though.

>>9-10.
Thank you.

>>9

sauce

>>10
I lol'd when I found it

>>1 Java is an advanced Horse and Buggy programming language

fix'd that for you.

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>>17
Tell me about your father.