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Project Natal

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 2:25

Drop whatever you are doing. It is obsolete. Project Natal is the future.

It's over, Sony and Nintendo are finished.

http://www.xbox.com/en-US/live/projectnatal/

Even Steven Spielberg was impressed.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 2:29

What the shit? This is totally going to rape the Wii

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 2:33

I don't like the name.
Tanal is much better.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 2:38

Yeah, I'll look into that when I get tired of relaxing and/or playing games that involve accuracy.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 4:27

>>1
If I wanted full-body motion while gaming I'd fucking do some sport

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 5:24

>>5
What sports can you do in your parents' basement?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 5:37

>>6
is wanking a sport?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 8:36

It will have the most realistic pedophilia simulator ever created.

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/50016.html

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 9:55

No way it could go wrong

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 10:16

>>8
This what I've been talking about all along.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 11:16

This will result in exciting new gaems where you get to physically perform the ritual for every spellcast instead of being forced to press one of those boring old buttons.

But then, I was foolish enough to buy a Wii.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 11:23

>>11
I'll get one soon. I'm a child at heart.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 11:39

>>11
Now you'll be able to act out your ridiculous games in real life and be able to say... oh! THIS IS ACTUALLY HOW YOU PLAY THE GAME, I SWEAR!

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 16:58

>>1
Sounds like Yet More Vaporware From Redmond. I'll habeeb it when it actually ships.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 22:58

It's made by microsoft.  Microsoft didn't ever develop a decent technology.  Every good thing that is branded ``microsoft'' was acquired or stoled by them.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 23:14

>>15
That's okay, it can be good if they just rip off the Wii. Just like when they made a new and better rip-off of Apple's iPod.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 0:57

>>15
stoled
I stopped reading there.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 2:13

>>17
What do you have against microsoft putting scarfs around technology they have aquired?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 2:24

>>18
The word is "stolen" you ignorant poopoo head

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 2:31

>>19
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/stoled
Ignorant of what, may I ask? Your mediocre vocabulary?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 2:53

>>15
They didn't develop it. They bought a company that did.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 3:08

http://kotaku.com/5275204/testing-molyneuxs-milo-a-virtual-boy-with-yes-a-dog

The Milo demo was partially being manipulated by a developer who was sitting nearby, and I couldn't tell if he was merely calibrating the game or how much he was pulling its strings.

Believing Peter Molyneux, father of lies

IHBT, and so have you.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 3:10

I'm disappointed in you /prog/, you should know that this is nothing more than a script which uses the camera to fill in the blanks. Nothing more or else. If you honestly believe that PM has developed natural language processing as depicted in the video, then you truly are a delusional human.
ihbt

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 3:21

Sony actually showed something you could play games with. That and exclusive games.

Microsoft thinks if you show a game first at your conference it's exclusive to your console, even if it's on the PC and even PS3.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 3:40

>>23
If you honestly believe that PM has developed natural language processing as depicted in the video, then you truly are a delusional human.
This interpretation of the software on display is so ludicrous, your very mention of it calls your sanity into doubt.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 4:59

>>20
Treating a dictionary anyone can edit as a useful authority on the english language
I lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 5:25

>>26
I am sick to death of you bafoons. I'll give you twenty-four hours from now to find a factual error on Wikipedia that:
a) Was uncorrected at the time of this posting.
b) Has existed for at least two days.
If you can do that, and link the page in tact I'll give you five susscoins and go back to /pr/ for three weeks to provide entry level help for Java and PHP.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 5:32

>>27
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nomad_(disambiguation)
Very last entry in the ``Other Uses'' category.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 5:32

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 5:32

Watch the closing parens >_<

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 16:28

It is all true. Microsoft has developed godlike software that mimics inhuman language and thought. But you are all missing the point. Microsoft has a secret agenda; there is something unconceivably more sinister behind ``Milo" and the Natal Project...

[b][i][u]CLIPPY: UNLEASHED[/b][/i][/u]

Fact: There is a new Microsoft OS coming soon. In Vista the presence of assistants was notable. What is the next step?
Fact: Natal comes from naci, to be born. Natal means Christmas in some languages. Christmas is representative of rebirth. What is the most significant Microsoft creation that has been considered dead?
Fact: ``Milo'' is an ancient African word for little metalic devil.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 16:31

>>31
BBCODE FAIL

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 20:12

more like project anal am i rite

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 20:18

Natal more like projet FOETAL lol

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 20:29

PISSING MY SELF LISPING AS THIS FUCING LOLF

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 20:53

It's eyetoy but.. just as shit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 1:57

SICP will be on the screen and I'll use my hands to flip through the pages. It will be an incredible experience.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 5:29

>>37
LOL CONJURING THE SPIRITS OF THE COMPUTER WITH WIZARD LIKE HAND-GESTURES

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 5:48

>>37
I'd be manipulating it with my magic wand, if you catch my drift

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 6:36

I'd be manipulating Milo with my magic wand, if you catch my drift

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