Listen up /prog/

I'm tired of your shit.  Every day its the same stuff over and over: LISP this, SICP that, FORCED INDENT this, ENTERPRISE QUALTITY that, LEAH CULVER this, SUSSMAN that, BBCODE this, MONODS that, NO EXCEPTIONS this, HAXOR MY ANUS that.  Get some new memes already, I'd like to see some ORIGINAL CONTENT, kthxbai.

Those things really give Firefucks a hard time.