C versus LISP

At McDonalds:
LISP:
(bag (box (fries) (box (burger) napkin)
Burgers are magically handled by George.

C:
struct s_bag bag;
struct s_box fries_box;
struct s_box burger_box;
struct s_sandwich burger;
unsigned int num_fries;
fries_box.contents = num_fries;
burger_box.contents /* TODO: convert s_sandwhich to INT */
...refactor 1.3 jigga-times...

At your PC:
LISP:
How do I think about this problem?

C:
How would a compiler think about this problem?

Your argument boils down to the fact that you suck at C and/or don't understand how computers work?

Look, there's no conflict between C and Lisp. If you want attention that badly, find a real issue to argue about.