Haiku Thread
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-26 11:41
computer science
that is a terrible start
common with magic
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-26 11:47
see the proud heron
catching fish w/ his long beak
repost this ten times
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-26 11:51
EXPERT PROGRAMMER
sees Java all day and night
LISP superior.
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-26 11:52
a keyboard jockey
strong with endless wizardry
no parentheses
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-26 11:54
Seeing my great fault
Through darkening blue windows
I begin again
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-26 11:55
My answer to this:
Have you read your SICP today?
has always been yes.
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-26 11:55
to always indent
with soft spaces or hard tabs
four, the latter eight
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-26 11:58
make me a sandwich
sudo make me a sandwich
no Ubuntu, fag
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-26 12:04
I take pride in C
Sepples is inferior
This statement is fact.
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-26 12:12
Commented fully
Indented Diligently
Guido would be proud
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-26 12:17
>>6
How do you pronounce ``SICP''?
1) SICKPUH
2) Ess Ai See Pee (faggot)
3) SICK POO
4) SEEKP
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-26 12:21
>>11
SICKPEE is
comp.lang.scheme-Approved
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-26 12:28
WHAT THE HELL, IDORTS
>>11 and
>>12 are gay
They ruined this thread.
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-26 13:13
who wrote all these haiku
They are fucking sweet as fuck
that is all I say
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-26 13:18
disembodied dick,
lodged in your eye and anus
that's what C is like
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-26 13:28
>>13
Actually, only
>>11 is gay. Only homosexuals use faggot quotes, unsurprisingly. However,
>>12 is
DQN.
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-26 13:29
hax my anus
anus my hax
sicp
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-26 13:31
>>16
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Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-26 13:32
fuqin angered me
abstract bullshite you won't get
answered in
>>4, >>9
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-26 13:47
SON OF A BITCH JAVA
I AM EXPERT PROGRAMMER
JAVA IS PIG
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-26 13:47
BYTECODE IS PIG DISGUSTING
JAMES GOSLING IS A MURDERER
FUCKING ENTERPRISE
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-26 13:48
DO YOU WANT BLOAT?
DO YOU WANT SLOW?
JAVA
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-26 14:01
>>21-22
Back to /b/, please
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-26 14:30
>>23
back to lurking plz, for failing to recognize a classic prog text in haiku form
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-26 14:44
On post
>>24
>classic : questionable use
I feel kind of bad...
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-26 14:58
I feel kind of bad
about it, S I C P
have you read today?
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-26 15:53
(define (cons x y)
(lambda (c) (cond ((= c
0) x) (else y)))
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-26 15:54
Nightly I submit
Sussman haxes my anus
Satori comes soon
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-26 17:21
/prog/snake recursion
secret area of haxx
this is a numb life
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-26 17:39
To honour Gerald
Spread his teachings far and wide
That's why /prog/ exists
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-26 17:53
Worker bees can leave
Even drones can fly away
The queen is their slave
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-26 18:04
Why do you close your eyes?
So that the room will be empty
Sussman
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-26 18:31
>>32
That's not even a haiku!
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-26 19:12
>>33
your mum isn't even a haiku!
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-26 19:19
First, I read SICP
Like rain on your wedding day
It all fell to shit
Second, I saw LISP
Like rain on your wedding day
LISP is just plain bad
Lastly, Sepples was key
It did save my wedding day
The rain was no more
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-26 19:20
>>33 and
>>34
Please answer in haiku form
I will show you how
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-26 19:35
>>36 my friend
You‘ve too many syllables
They don‘t even fit
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-26 20:05
Soon i will retire to bed
but first I must
masturbate
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-26 20:13
古池や蛙
飛込む水の
音
Name:
Anonymous
2009-05-26 20:14
I'm enjoying this
DQN Quality thread
though BBCode lacking
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