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Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 11:41

computer science
that is a terrible start
common with magic

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 11:47

see the proud heron
catching fish w/ his long beak
repost this ten times

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 11:51

EXPERT PROGRAMMER
sees Java all day and night
LISP superior.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 11:52

a keyboard jockey
strong with endless wizardry
no parentheses

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 11:54

Seeing my great fault
Through darkening blue windows
I begin again

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 11:55

My answer to this:
Have you read your SICP today?
has always been yes.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 11:55

to always indent
with soft spaces or hard tabs
four, the latter eight

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 11:58

make me a sandwich
sudo make me a sandwich
no Ubuntu, fag

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 12:04

I take pride in C
Sepples is inferior
This statement is fact.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 12:12

Commented fully
Indented Diligently
Guido would be proud

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 12:17

>>6
How do you pronounce ``SICP''?

1) SICKPUH
2) Ess Ai See Pee (faggot)
3) SICK POO
4) SEEKP

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 12:21

>>11
SICKPEE is comp.lang.scheme-Approved

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 12:28

WHAT THE HELL, IDORTS
>>11 and >>12 are gay
They ruined this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 13:13

who wrote all these haiku
They are fucking sweet as fuck
that is all I say

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 13:18

disembodied dick,
lodged in your eye and anus
that's what C is like

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 13:28

>>13
Actually, only >>11 is gay. Only homosexuals use faggot quotes, unsurprisingly. However, >>12 is DQN.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 13:29

hax my anus
anus my hax
sicp

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 13:31

>>16
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Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 13:32

fuqin angered me
abstract bullshite you won't get
answered in >>4, >>9

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 13:47

SON OF A BITCH JAVA
I AM EXPERT PROGRAMMER
JAVA IS PIG

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 13:47

BYTECODE IS PIG DISGUSTING
JAMES GOSLING IS A MURDERER
FUCKING ENTERPRISE

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 13:48

DO YOU WANT BLOAT?
DO YOU WANT SLOW?
JAVA

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 14:01

>>21-22

Back to /b/, please

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 14:30

>>23
back to lurking plz, for failing to recognize a classic prog text in haiku form

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 14:44

On post >>24
>classic : questionable use
I feel kind of bad...

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 14:58

I feel kind of bad
about it, S I C P
have you read today?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 15:53

(define (cons x y)
  (lambda (c) (cond ((= c
    0) x) (else y)))

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 15:54

Nightly I submit
Sussman haxes my anus
Satori comes soon

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 17:21

/prog/snake recursion
secret area of haxx
this is a numb life

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 17:39

To honour Gerald
Spread his teachings far and wide
That's why /prog/ exists

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 17:53

Worker bees can leave
Even drones can fly away
The queen is their slave

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 18:04

Why do you close your eyes?
So that the room will be empty
Sussman

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 18:31

>>32
That's not even a haiku!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 19:12

>>33
your mum isn't even a haiku!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 19:19

First, I read SICP
Like rain on your wedding day
It all fell to shit

Second, I saw LISP
Like rain on your wedding day
LISP is just plain bad

Lastly, Sepples was key
It did save my wedding day
The rain was no more

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 19:20

>>33 and >>34
Please answer in haiku form
I will show you how

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 19:35

>>36 my friend
You‘ve too many syllables
They don‘t even fit

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 20:05

Soon i will retire to bed
but first I must
masturbate

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 20:13

古池や蛙
飛込む水の

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-26 20:14

I'm enjoying this
DQN Quality thread
though BBCode lacking

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