Rank these languages from best to worst

1. QBASIC
2. FORTRAN
3. COBOL
4. LISP
5. C
6. C++
7. Perl
8. Java
9. PHP
10. Scheme
11. Python
12. Ruby
13. Haskell
14. C#
15. Clojure
16. Scala

1. C
2. C#
3. C++
4. COBOL
5. Clojure
6. FORTRAN
7. Haskell
8. Java
9. LISP
10. PHP
11. Perl
12. Python
13. QBASIC
14. Ruby
15. Scala
16. Scheme

main = interact (unlines . zipWith ((++) . show) [1..] . map (". "++) . sort . map (dropWhile (not . isAlpha)) . lines)

amirite?