I haven't read /prog/ in 7 months.

I haven't read /prog/ in 7 months.

I have one one question to ask.

HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?

Well, the idea is that ducks are touring complete, because:
a) they can swim up or down an infinitely long river
b) at any stage they can:
   1) quack
   2) eat
   3) take a shit