/prog/ - My project episode 5

Name: 1 2009-05-07 2:13

Hi, do you want to join our team?

This is my project.

[robot translation version]
http://translate.google.com/translate?prev=hp&hl=en&js=n&u=http%3A%2F%2Fzeruda.vs.land.to%2FnRmVa5rog2zQqJQ%2Fv.php&sl=ja&tl=en

[original version]
http://zeruda.vs.land.to/nRmVa5rog2zQqJQ/v.php

Name: 1 2009-05-07 2:15

(1)
This is PHP project.
so I want PHP guy.

(2)
I want USA programmers.
so ,usa programmers, please come in.

(3)
I don't want Korea and Japanese programmers.

so,korean ,and japs, please leave away.

(4)
You need lots of massive ultra great
super communication skill.
like, you can sell ice to eskimos.

Name: 1 2009-05-07 2:18

(5)
I really want stanford universitly guy,
because all of new technologies are
invented from stanford.

(6)
so getting a stanford guy is
a first priority task.

(7)
other usa programmers are
also welcom.

(8)
I don't need japanese programmers,
but if you are from 東京大学、
you could join us.

Name: 1 2009-05-07 2:20

(9)
This is based "princes of the yen",
so please read the book, if you are
interested about central bank.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 2:20

here is funny internet,isn't it?

Name: 1 2009-05-07 2:20

ok, briefing is over,

anyone have any questions?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 2:22

This thread has been closed and replaced with the following thread:

Subject: Compiling Python code with a Ruby compiler
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It doesn't work.

Name: 1 2009-05-07 2:24

>>5

Can you do PHP programming?
Are you a USA programmer?
Do you have massive comunication skill?
Are you a stanford university guy?
Do you want to make your own home made bank,
that's exits only one in the world?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 2:25

>>4
⑨
Moron.

Name: 1 2009-05-07 2:31

sad.

no one want to join us.

This is current my feeling.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZkgtU8UoZE

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 2:34

no one want to join us.
Because you're fat and ugly and you smell bad.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 2:34

Trolling, the troll is banned! Less in parrot-fashion, less a rut, and their repetition also banned!
Troll, troll, please ignore. Please do not less sage.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 2:36

This is current my feeling.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ua-kotD3z_c

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 7:00

>>1
I'm not really sure what your project is about. Would you care to explain it?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 7:06

>>14
I'm not really sure what your sagefaulting is about.

Name: 1 2009-05-07 9:37

>>14
Ok,but before that,
May I ask some questions?
sorry my bad English,,,

Can you read Japanese lanugage?

Are you a USA programmer?
The reason for you can not understand
my soft is because "language barrier"?

I mean you can not read Japanese language well,
so you can not understand my software...?

Or Is it not language problem,but
any logical understanding problem?

I mean , you can understand
what is written in it, but
you can not understand the algorithm,or
logic inside in it, or something like that.

Name: 1 2009-05-07 9:39

I mean ,
do I have to do translation effort...?
(for example, tecnical term,etc,etc,,)

or do I have to do logical explanation effort
about this soft?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 11:04

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY THE BEST THREAD I HAVE EVER SEEN

Name: SAGKYNDIG PROGRAMØR 2009-05-07 11:47

>>1
Why american programmers only?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 11:49

>>19
I don't need sweden programmer

Name: "GRUNNUR" 2009-05-07 11:54

>>19
"GRUNNUR"

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-07 12:29

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Name: 1 2009-05-07 12:39

>>19
USA created google,
USA created yahoo!,
USA created microsoft,
USA created oracle,
USA created amazon,
USA created ebay,
USA created DEC,

so all of new things are
invented from USA.

Do yo have any other questions?

Name: "GRUNNUR" MEME FAN 2009-05-07 12:45

>>21
"GRUNNUR"

Name: HAPPY YANKEE 2009-05-07 14:32

>>17
The links you have posted in >>1 don't really explain what you want to happen.

Name: 1 2009-05-08 8:46

This is minix.
You can have your own unix like OS,
if you buy minix.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 9:07

NOP
NOP
NOP
NOP
NOP
NOP
NOP
NOP
NOP
NOP

Name: SAKKYNDIG PROGRAMMØSE 2009-05-08 12:45

>>20
It's called Dansk.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 12:52

>>23
But Google was co-founded by a Russian guy!

Name: 1 2009-05-08 13:38

>>29
That Russian guy lived in USA,
and he is stanford guy.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 13:51

>>30
I like the dick grabbing meme *grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 14:13

>>31
I like the anus haxing meme HAX MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 14:27

>>31,32
I like combining the two.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 14:59

>>33
*grabs your anus*

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 15:03

>>34
Damn, you beat me to it :<

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 15:05

*grabs dick* + HAX MY ANUS = Reach-around

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 15:23

>>35
>:

Name: 1 2009-05-08 15:32

Trolling, the troll is banned! Less in parrot-fashion,
less a rut, and their repetition also banned!
Troll, troll, please ignore. Please do not less sage.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 16:22

>>38
Please do not less sage.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 18:20

hey,hybrid american.
i don't your future and killing soon!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 21:27

This is current my feeling.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy_xbXIJ898

Name: 1 2009-05-09 14:25

Anyone want to understand
what is credit creation?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-09 14:48

>>42
I'm wanting

Name: 1 2009-05-09 14:56

ok ,this is government's balance sheet.

0|0
|0

--------
asset　|　liability
　　　｜　Capital

Name: 1 2009-05-09 14:58

(2)
Then, the government sudenly shouts that,

"Hey ,we want to issue new government bond!
and we want money!(central bank note)"

so the government issues(creats) new government bonds.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-09 14:58

>>44
Please enclose such examples in [m][/m]

0|0 |0 -------- asset　|　liability 　　　｜　Capital

Name: 1 2009-05-09 14:59

(3)

then, the balance sheet becomes like this

0　｜　１
　　｜　０

-------------------
asset　0|　liability 1(goverment bond)
　　　　｜　Capital 0

Name: test 2009-05-09 15:00

0|0 |0 -------- asset　|　liability 　　　｜　Capital

Name: 1 2009-05-09 15:02

What is mm?
Is this BBcode?

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-09 15:03

Full-width spaces will not show up as wide as they are in the text area, so it's better to use half-width spaces here.

Name: 1 2009-05-09 15:03

(4)
And this is new government bond.

The government throw the government bond
to central bank room.

"Hey, we have created a new government bond!!!"
"EAT THIS AHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Name: test 2009-05-09 15:04

half size test

a
b

Name: 1 2009-05-09 15:05

oh, this borde shows half-size spaces as they are.
thanks

Name: 1 2009-05-09 15:10

(5)
[central bank room]

"Hey ,look! the government created a new government bond!"
"And they throwed it away to us!!!"
"Fuckin shiiiitttt!!!!!"

but the government bond have come here.
so,central bank men accept it.

they have no choice. omg.

[central bank balance sheet]

asset 1 (government bond) | liability 0
| Capital 0

Name: 1 2009-05-09 15:12

I sleep.

post any questions if you have any.

My project episode 5

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