Why do I still use C?

Sepples has good performance, good portability, a lot of libs and OOP is a lot cleaner than LOL STRUCT ****POINTER 0x000000f HAX
But still, I like writing programs in old C. Who fucking needs OOP and shit? Sepples is for whores and code monkeys who spend their time reading Design Patterns: Elements of Reusable Object-Oriented Software and XKCD, using useless shit like Singletons ( LOL, stupid ass waste of code, who the fuck seriously needs them? ). And no garbage collecting, great "language of the future". It's still better than C#, Java and other heavyweight shit anyway.

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Sure, faking OOP is C may sound fun and interesting at first.

It is not until you find out that you have been assigned the task of maintaining an PROPIETARY ENTERPRISE LEGACY SYSTEM written in C, littered with obscure OOP macro hacks, when you realize that your fucked.