Programmers

Programmers are the worst losers in the whole world.  They are
humanity's most useless members.

Unable to do anything since their childhood because of their black
soul and dull conscience they start digging the memory of a primitive
device --- personal computer --- their parents bought to them out of
pity.  These diggings (also called "programming"), which are in fact
nothing but typing meaningless strings of symbols solely to relieve
the pain in an empty and worthless soul, induce the feeling of
euphoria, which, however, doesn't last for very long, and soon it
makes space for more familiar loneliness, tastelessness and
senselessness of existence; such feelings can only appear in a dry and
talentless soul, in a soul can only see emptiness, despair and
unwillingness to live, limited by perishing and ash-like body.

As long as you remain open source, the BSD and GPL (and MIT etc.) licenses behave identically.
so people can redistribute the binary without the source even if it uses a GPLed library?
some people might not want to download a 500MB package just to get a 1MB binary. and i doubt anyone is going to want to follow the GPL's requirement to keep the source around for three fucking years to give to anyone who asks for it if you distribute the binary without the source.
unless the GNU project is willing to pay me $200 a month to store that ancient code, that is...