Programmers

Programmers are the worst losers in the whole world.  They are
humanity's most useless members.

Unable to do anything since their childhood because of their black
soul and dull conscience they start digging the memory of a primitive
device --- personal computer --- their parents bought to them out of
pity.  These diggings (also called "programming"), which are in fact
nothing but typing meaningless strings of symbols solely to relieve
the pain in an empty and worthless soul, induce the feeling of
euphoria, which, however, doesn't last for very long, and soon it
makes space for more familiar loneliness, tastelessness and
senselessness of existence; such feelings can only appear in a dry and
talentless soul, in a soul can only see emptiness, despair and
unwillingness to live, limited by perishing and ash-like body.

Programmers usually write programs and create network protocols and
services for their own kind.  Everything that is made by programmers
has only one aim --- that of a painkiller which is prescribed to the
terminally ill not to heal but merely to make the suffering of an
already lost life bearable, to reduce pain.  Pain and darkness in the
foul-odored dark and incapable soul of the subhuman.

Awful creations of the programmers only increase the number of people
who had lost all belief in all that is bright and pure.  Programmers
had spawned these loudmouth mithgols and flat-bottomed kashenites,
that, despite the lack of any hope for a spark in their soul, continue
to send piles of random garbage information through network channels.

In addition to that, programmers who already had lost all means to
feel anything enlightened, came up with a "holy mission" --- "open
source" --- to create even more meaningless programs designed to be
used only by them, the programmer losers...

Tired of the grey gleamlessness of existence, programmers punch broken
and beerstained keys at night... being sure that their piles of crap
can be useful to the world that they failed to love through the
thickness of meaningless and empty soul...  And in these moments
thoughts appear in their minds overloaded by illusionary symbols, rare
like night birds.

Most thoughts are just "Why live..."

Programmers usually don't get to think why they live.  But they die
early.  Reasons of death are diverse; the basis of all reasons is the
gaping emptiness of soul, full of blunt pain and worthlessness...



Thank you for listening.