My Open source project episode 3

hi, anyone wanna join to my
Open source project?

(1) I want USA programmsers.
I don't need korean programmers.

(2)
I need very high skilled PHP programmers.

(3)
You must have lots of great enough high communication skill.
like, you can sell ice to eskimoes.

(4)
I don't need beggers.
So please stop saying
"Give me money,Give me money,Give me money,...."

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