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Theo de Raadt would. Theo de Raadt would get lost in the jungle and eat plants and the heads of snakes. He'd kill not just for survival, but out of anger because the GPS device he was using to assist him in getting out of the jungle contained non-free software as advised by
The Stallman. While Theo is looking for his way back to civilization, Stallman find a large boulder and a sharp rock and proceeds to carve out an essay on why using non-free software on a GPS device hurts the users' freedom.
Eventually Theo finds a small village with a pilot and plane that can help him on his way back to getting to his home in Calgary and Stallman to get back to MIT in Cambridge, Massachusetts.
Once back at MIT, Stallman starts a flame war with Theo on the OpenBSD -misc mailing list and the two argue on how the other man was not being helpful in the situation. The people lurking in OpenBSD -misc are wildly amused at this and laugh uncontrollably.