Why I hate all this stuff

Hi /prog/.

Tonight I'm lurking on 4chan... on /b/, on /s/ (I love /s/), and so on... and it seems that 4chan sucks a lot in this very moment. So I got here on /prog/ ...and geez, it sucks as well. All this place is full of garbage, nonsense and copypasta. Copypasta. More copypasta. There seems to be nothing else. After months I follow your "programming" discussion you are still arguing on what's the best programming language and asking each other wether you read your fucking SICP.

tl;dr I hate you bitches.

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