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Intro Java

Name: Newbie 2009-04-12 22:27

I'm taking introduction Java next semester. For someone who is unfamiliar with programming, do you think it will be difficult?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-12 22:35

Yes. Read SICP to familiarize yourself with the contents of your course.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-12 22:36

Watch this video, it's Act2 Scene1 of the Comedy of Errors
We watched this in the Intro to Computer Science course at my Uni
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LamvBYOOmQ&feature=related

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-12 22:50

>>1
No, no respectable school would teach its students in Java. They're not going to expect much of you.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-12 22:52

>>4
You're telling me the computer science department at Johns Hopkins University won't expect much?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-12 22:55

Test

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-12 23:00

>>5
  Yes.
  Yes he is.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-12 23:00

>>5
It's a god-awful small affair

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-12 23:24

>>5
That's exactly what he said. And he's right.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-12 23:35

>>9
Hopkins is a world leader in research and education in medicine, public health, the arts, sciences, and engineering.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 0:32

>>10
You have never done an introductory Java course have you?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 0:45

>>11
Why would a faculty member of a leading University do something as low as teach an undergrad course?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 0:46

>>12
Thanks for waving your dick around brah, unfortunately that isn't what I was asking. Have you done an introductory java course in the past?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 1:07

>>13
As stated, no. I have not done an introductory course in any language.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 1:31

OP here...just to let you know I've only made two comments on this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 2:08

OP here...just to let you know I've only made sixteen comments on this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 3:13

>>14
Then you have no place in this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 3:16

OP here
Just a reminder that Operation Done is still going ahead for 18th April 2009.
See #sicp on the usual server for more info.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 3:18

>>17
ハハ, it carries out and is READ SICP, after all, it's in intro textbook.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 3:46

>>18
And the usual server is what?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 3:50

>>20
>>18 is not the OP, in case you were wondering

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 3:53

>>21
No, I wasn't wondering faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 4:21

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 5:17

>>22
You weren't a wondering faggot?
But you were wondering, yes?
Thank you very much indeed ladies and gentlemen, twenty-two everybody! Give him a hand

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 5:40

>>24
No. A keen eyed reader might have noticed how I ommitted the indefinite article. This is in fact a handy device of the English language that allows you, the reader to infer the scope of quantifiers and in this case an operation, without my needing to explicitly state it. If your local English dialect doesn't have indefinite articles, you could have a valid point but only when assuming the completely illogical premise that I was speaking in your said local dialect to begin with. TL;DR, back to /usingenglish.com/ please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 5:50

>>25
omitted
Fixed before you try and use that as a response.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 5:53

This thread is /pr/ QUALITY

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 6:39

>>25
you, the reader to
quantifiers
operation
speaking
your said
http://dis.4chan.org/usingenglish.com/ - 404 - Not Found

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 6:46

>>25
I'm afraid you did it wrong. You needed a comma. While the lack of an article was an error, you can't expect us to read your mind to discover which of two equally likely errors you made (the lack of a comma or the lack of an article).

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 7:01

>>28
you, the reader to
> quantifiers
> operation
> speaking
> your said
> http://dis.4chan.org/usingenglish.com/ - 404 - Not Found

EXPERT QUOTING
also lern2joke

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 7:01

>>30
FUCKING BBCODE

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 7:12

>>30
My quoting was quite correctly.  Yours, however, is an atrocity.  Much like you‘re writing.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 8:41

you, the reader to
quantifiers
operation
speaking
your said
http://dis.4chan.org/usingenglish.com/ - 404 - Not Found

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 17:02

>>29
It was just a joke buddy, relax.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 17:04

What exactly is an article? Like, I go to slashdot and read articles, is that the type of article your talking about?

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 17:07

>>35
I call bullshit. No one has ever read articles on Slashdot.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 17:18

>>36
I did once. I felt all dazed and confused, like nothing made any sense any more. Luckily, I was able to bash my head off the nearest table and forget about the contents.

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 20:02

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Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 20:03

>>37
Slashdot quality post

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