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I'm having dinner with Brian Kernighan in 45 minutes. Anything you guys want me to ask him

Ask him to imagine, if he will, that he's at home. It's 4AM in the morning and he's on the internet. Is he:
a) Bidding for an item on eBay
b) Ordering a book on Amazon.com
or c) None of the above
If he choses c), be sure to thank him for his honesty