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Explain cloud computing in 3 sentences

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-26 12:43

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-26 12:52

hax. my. anus.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-26 12:53

You. Get the fuck. Out.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-26 13:18

One. Two. Three.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-26 13:26

Homework. Do your own. Dipshit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-26 15:03

>>2
hax: only root can do that

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-26 15:11

Cloud computing is Internet ("cloud") based development and use of computer technology ("computing"),[1][2][3] It is a style of computing in which dynamically scalable and often virtualised resources are provided as a service over the Internet,[4][5][6][7] Users need not have knowledge of, expertise in, or control over the technology infrastructure "in the cloud" that supports them[8]

The concept incorporates infrastructure as a service (IaaS), platform as a service (PaaS) and software as a service (SaaS) as well as Web 2,0 and other recent (ca, 2007–2009)[9][10] technology trends which have the common theme of reliance on the Internet for satisfying the computing needs of the users, Examples of SaaS vendors include Salesforce,com and Google Apps which provide common business applications online that are accessed from a web browser, while the software and data are stored on the servers,

The term cloud is used as a metaphor for the Internet, based on how the Internet is depicted in computer network diagrams, and is an abstraction for the complex infrastructure it conceals,[11].
one sentence :o

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-26 15:13

>>7
:o xD XD

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-26 15:15

>>7
EXPERT WIKIPEDIA SEARCH AND REPLACER

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-26 16:14

The classic dilemma of the software distributor is ensuring that all clients are using up-to-date versions of the software, both for the purpose of requiring less legacy support and for ensuring that upgrades and new features are purchased in a timely manner. Cloud computing steps up to the plate and removes all control over the software in question from the user, solving the dilemma once and for all. No longer are we beholden to our users opinions about how things should be done — with complete control over the software in use and with the users' data in our hands, we can ensure lifelong commitment and timely purchases from all users.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-26 16:19

>>1
I can't, it's a cloudy concept.

Name: Care 2009-03-26 16:29

«Cloud computing» means «I can't afford a server».
Enjoy trusting your privacy and trade secrets to people without responsibility.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-26 16:38

>>12
That's why the good lord gave us encryption.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-26 16:38

>>13
s/good lord/c.e. shannon

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-26 16:55

>>14
s/good lord/martin galway
god = martin galway

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-26 16:56

>>14
Shannon just gave us information theory. Cryptography is considerably older, even if most of it was kind of crap for a long time.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 9:59

>>1
Enterprise Best Practises.

Name: Xha Lee 2009-03-27 13:26

Cloud:
Old ways cost too much
Virtual to meet demand
In end business live

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 13:41

It happens in the sky.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 14:57

No Longer Yours

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 15:00

Let's leverage other companies to do our mission-critical enterprise business stuffs!
Lol internet.
Oops, they died.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 16:44

my computer IS the internet.
oh, lawdy.
what will those niggers think of next?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 17:05

Cloud computing today is a very strong parallel to what timesharing was like in the 1970's.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 18:53

>>23
No, it's really exactly the same thing. They just had to come up with a different name becase if they said "timesharing" anyone with the subtlest knowledge of computing history would run away screaming.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 21:16

>>24
The concepts are the same, the mechanism is different. That's why I don't consider it to be the same.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-27 21:49

>>24
If you think any of the self-described geniuses behind cloud computing remember timesharing, you have too much faith in humanity.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-28 0:39

Cloud computing leverages core skillsets and world-class team synergy to provide clients worldwide with robust, scalable, modern turnkey implementations of flexible, personalized, cutting-edge Internet-enabled e-business application product suite e-solution architectures that accelerate response to customer and real-world market demands and reliably adapt to evolving technology needs, seamlessly and efficiently integrating and synchronizing with their existing legacy infrastructure, enhancing the e-readiness capabilities of their e-commerce production environments across the enterprise while giving them a critical competitive advantage and taking them to the next level.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-28 0:50

Pretty clouds, all above, swirling colors in the sky.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 23:35

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:38

Are you GAY?
Are you a NIGGER?
Are you a GAY NIGGER?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!

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