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Name: Anonymous 2009-03-25 16:00

I find programming very boring. The only fun part is when your program is done and you add extra shit or when you code badass shit like 3kb games or shit regarding haxing.Fixing bugs sucks, a fucking waste of time.
Also, I find coding with C and Python ( yeah, I said FIOC® ) funnier than Sepples or Java. But Java lets you do awesome shit even if you are high so I'd say Sepples is the only fucking boring language. A 30 lines C program would require 300 lines in C++, and the Sepples result is always buggier and shittier due to OOP FAGGOTRY.

Top 5 Boring Languages:
1.Sepples
2.Pascal/Delphi shit
3.PHP
4.Java
5.LISP ( THE SUSS )

On the other side:
1.C
2.Python
3.ASM
4.Javascript
5.D ( Fuck yeah )

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-25 16:07

What? Nobody uses D.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-25 16:12

D is Sepples 2.0

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-25 16:15



    D is Sepples--

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-25 16:23

Sepplesox = Sepples 0.x
Java      = Sepples 1.x
D         = Sepples 2.x

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-25 16:31

>>1
Boring ... LISP
Wat. Maybe in the same way power tools are more boring than hand tools.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-25 16:45

ruby is fun as fuck. you can just fuck around with everything. check out method_missing for some real lols

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-25 16:49

Bawww
Stopped reading right there.

Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-25 16:51

>>6
LISP is great if you want to program in assembly for a platform that was obsolete 30 years ago.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-25 17:18

>>9
LISP is great
No argument here.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-25 17:25

"But Java lets you do awesome shit even if you are high..."

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-25 17:44

>>10
gb2 1960

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-25 17:51

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-26 0:01

>>13
#1 is the only point that holds any water, and it can be written as a simple function if you really feel you need it. Or one could use a modern Lisp like Qi, which comes with #1 and #3. #2 is utter bullshit. All four of those could be written as libraries, if they were actually important enough for anyone to want them.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-26 0:10

>>14
good job just looking at the example code and not reading any of the stuff around it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-26 0:48

>>15
Well, what do you expect from a Lisper? He probably doesn't see the text around the code, just like he doesn't see parentheses.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-26 1:12

D was supposed to solve the problem of C++, not create a Java 2.0 that compiles to machine code. D is so bloated today that it is no better then using Sepples.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-26 1:18

>>14
You kidding? I didn't read past the first page, where I saw four bullshit arguments against Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-26 1:20

Java was supposed to solve the problem of C++, not create a COBOL 2.0 that compiles to byte code. Java is so bloated today that it is no better then using Sepples.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-26 1:53

LISP was supposed to solve the problem of Fortran, not create an ASSEMBLY 2.0 that compiles to sexps. LISP is so bloated today that it is no better then using x86 ASM.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-26 7:03

>>19
I mean look at the feature creep. Java got generics recently and they're used in the standard Enum type because of the simulated dynamic binding pattern. Java is using an unintended feature of a language that Java's proponents are trying to differentiate from because of performance. Talk about irony.

Feature-wise, Java is slowly converging into a bytecode C++ dialect.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-26 14:00

>>21
bytecode C++ dialect. Thats called C#

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-26 14:13

>>22
no, c# is bytecode compiled python with better syntax.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-26 14:33

>>22,23

You are bytecode compiled stupidity.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-26 16:12

>>23
You've mistaken Python for Boa.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-26 16:38

>>1
I suppose you could say that the programming is a saddening bore, because you've done it ten times or more

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-26 16:53

>>23
C# is Java 1.0

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-26 17:49

>>27
c# has generators. generators are a python thing.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-26 18:33

C# and python have limited coroutines. Coroutines are a 1960's thing.

Name: Trollbot9000 2009-07-01 9:49


Fuck out FUCKING SAGE THIS SHIT GOD!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 17:12

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