7 Assembler myths

1.Assembler is not flexible.
2.Assembler is conductive to writing buggy code.
3.Assembler is worse then compiler optimized code.
4.Modern CPUs ruin assembler performance.
5.Productivity of assembler is low.
6.Assembler is hard to read or understand.
7.Assembler is not portable.

The only fun that I can possibly imagine using assembler is to code a program that can run within the L1 cache of modern microprocessor. 

Sadly, I'm not clever enough to think of any practical example of this.