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How do I get girls to have sex with me?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 9:37

Hard mode: no hookers or rape.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 9:38

contact leah cudder

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 9:39

Ask them until one accepts

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 12:08

Put on your robe and wizard hat.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 13:09

>>4
That's your solution to everything, [b][i]Gerald[/b][i] !

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 13:19

>>1
Go to the Gym and beef up, then the women will be all over you.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 13:44

I know that Feito-chan loves me and that's enough for me.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 13:45

>>7
Back off, faggit. You can't have her.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 15:47

I've ``had'' her too many times to count already.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 20:16

Write the most beautiful haskell program and your lady troubles will be over.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 20:19

>>7
>>8
>>9
back to /b/ please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 20:56

>>11
I'd never bring my sweet Feito-chan to such a place

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 21:33

>>12
I'd bring your Feito-chan to my place and rape her if you catch my drift.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 21:42

>>13
Feiiiito-chan~~! ;_;

Name: FEITO-CHAN MEME FAN 2009-03-19 21:45

That's not a good idea[1]

[u]References              [u]
1: http://yfrog.com/0i77783446j

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 21:45

Oh well.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 21:46

First, make sure your penis is made of chocolate and ejaculates money...

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 22:17

>>14
Nanoha!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 22:18

>>15
NANOHAAAAAAA IIEEEEEE YAMEROOOOOOOOO HHGJGGLLGLGKFFFblh

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-19 23:00

achieve satori

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-20 0:01

YANDERE GET

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-20 1:36

>>1
Non-attractive girls are horny. Trust me, I know.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-20 2:24

lol

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-20 2:38

Thread reported.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-20 2:42

>>24
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I lol'd so hard I actually have some saliva dribbling down my mouth, lol. Nice one buddy

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-20 2:44

>>25
It's unfortunate that you didn't die from a heart attack. Shucks! Well, I'll have to try harder.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-20 3:31

>>25
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How often are we going to have to go through this explanation?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-20 4:11

go about your daily life, pretend wimminz dont even exist, make so me friends, meet their friends and bam before you know a girl is sucking your cock

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-20 4:17

OKAY YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
``ALL OF THIS HAS HAPPENED BEFORE AND IT WILL ALL HAPPEN AGAIN'' -- Stargate Atlantis, MY FAVOURITE FANTASY BOOK
IF ANOTHER THREAD IS BUMPED PAST THE TOP THREAD BEFORE YOU CLICK THE
Reply BUTTON THEN THAT THREAD WILL BE THE TOP THREAD SO IF YOU FAIL TO INCLUDE ``sage'' IN YOUR REPLY IT WILL BECOME THE TOP THREAD AGAIN YOU FUQIN IDIOTS

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-20 4:22

>>29
whenever i see ``FUQIN'', i always read it as fuck-win the first time

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-20 4:34

None of you have helped me!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-20 4:45

>>31
Why should we? You're a fat lazy ass shut-in who deserves to die alone.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-20 5:25

>>32
Everyone dies alone.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-20 5:29

Find a girl who likes you for who you are. Don't change yourself, just be yourself and perhaps be a bit more social. Go out, have fun. Remember friendships don't turn into relationships most of the time, so don't think try to make it happen. I assume you're a nerd, so start going to libraries when you read. If you write your outline code on paper, go somewhere to do it. The more you're around people the more chance you'll find someone.

Also read your SCIP, bitches love SCIP.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-20 5:29

>>33
Nuh uh! Insane cultist groups die together.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-20 5:33

>>32
At least I don't program in Java!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-20 5:36

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THE NEED FOR WEED

WEED SHOULD BE LEGAL

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-20 5:37

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GREEEEEEN

WEED SHOULD BE LEGAL

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-20 5:37

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WEED SHOULD BE LEGAL

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-20 5:37

DYITJOCUKS

HOLY SHIT I LOVE ICECREAM

WEED SHOULD BE LEGAL

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