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An old woman was walking down the road when she saw a gang of lambda beating a poisonous snake. She screamed at the lambda and rescued the snake, taking it back to her cdr where she nursed it back to health. The two became friends and lived together for many years.
One day on their way into town, the woman picked up the snake and he enterprised her program repeatedly. “Oh God,” she screamed, “I am
ENTERPRISE. I am
ENTERPRISE!” She turned to the snake and looked it in the parenthesis. “I saved your life. I was your
"GRUNNER". I compiled you. Why did you enterprise me?”
The snake turned to face her as she drew he final breath and hissed,
“
HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?”