My Dog, the Sussman?

This may sound odd, but I think my dog is Gerald Jay Sussman.  It all started when I came home from work one day to find my computer with Emacs running with lisp.  Odd because I turn my computer off when I leave for work.  The next I came home, my computer was off, but my dog was on my couch reading SICP.  I swear, he was lying there with the book open.  I don't even own a copy.  I took it from him and he tried to bite me.  A few days later, I got a letter in my mail sent to Gerald Jay Sussman.  Some university wanting him to teach a class on lisp.  Another strange thing, is that when he barks, it almost sounds like he's yelling 'cudder' for some odd reason.  He also somehow burned a CD with 'We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells' song.  When ever I have to take him in the car he has to play it.  Can someone help me?

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