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Name: Anonymous 2009-03-12 21:22

So I just found out I have an IQ of 73

I still want to learn programming though, should I even bother? I keep thinking I won't be as good as I should be at it.

What do you think /prog/?
I need answers only an anonymous board can provide.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-12 21:27

WRITE PROGRAM WITH PYTHON
IT IS COMPUTER LANGUAGE FOR THE BEGINNER
YOU CAN USE PYTHON IT IS EASY
DO NOT WORRY DUMB PEOPLES USE PYTHON OFTEN
PYTHON IS VERY GOOD

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-12 21:40

WRITE PROGRAM WITH BBCODE
IT IS COMPUTER LANGUAGE FOR THE BEGINNER
YOU CAN USE BBCODE IT IS EASY
DO NOT WORRY DUMB PEOPLES USE BBCODE OFTEN
BBCODE IS VERY GOOD

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-12 21:43

WRITE PROGRAM WITH SCHEME
IT IS RELIGION FOR THE SATORI
YOU CAN USE SCHEME IT IS DIFFICULT
DO NOT WORRY YOU JUST NEED TO READ SICP
SICP IS VERY GOOD

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-12 21:44

WRITE PROGRAM WITH COBOL
IT IS COMPUTER LANGUAGE FOR THE BEGINNER
YOU CAN USE COBOL IT IS EASY
DO NOT WORRY DUMB PEOPLES USE COBOL OFTEB
COBOL IS VERY GOOD

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-12 21:50

Where did you take the IQ test?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-12 22:16

WRITE PROGRAM WITH HASKELL
IT IS FUNCTIONAL LANGUAGE FOR THE MATHEMATICIAN
YOU CAN USE HASKELL IT IS PURE
DO NOT WORRY ACADEMIC PEOPLE USE HASKELL OFTEN
HASKELL IS VERY GOOD

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-12 22:20

WRITE PROGRAM WITH APPLESCRIPT
IT IS COMPUTER LANGUAGE FOR YOU'RE COMPUTER
YOU CAN USE APPLESCRIPT IT IS NATURAL
DO NOT WORRY DUMB PEOPLES USE APPLESCRIPT OFTEN
APPLESCRIPT IS VERY READABLE

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-12 22:21

>>8
What about his are computer?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-12 22:23

WRITE PROGRAM WITH INSTANT.EXE
IT IS SOFTWARE TO MAKE YOUR OWN PROGRAMS
YOU CAN USE 50 COMMANDS IT IS POWERFUL
DO NOT WORRY REAL MEN MAKE THEIR OWN TOOLS OFTEN
INSTANT.EXE IS VERY PROFESSIONAL

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-12 23:25

WRITE PROGRAM WITH RUBY
IT IS COMPUTER LANGUAGE FROM NIPPON
YOU CAN USE RUBY IT IS SUGOI
DO NOT WORRY MENTALLY STABLE PEOPLES USE RUBY OFTEN
RUBY IS VERY CHUNKY

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-13 0:01

WRITE PROGRAM WITH C#
IT IS COMPUTER LANGUAGE BY MICROSOFT
YOU CAN USE IT WITH VISUAL STUDIO
DO NOT WORRY VISUAL STUDIO DOES EVERYTHING FOR YOU
C# WILL SHOW YOU ENTERPRISE

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-13 0:15

>>1-5,7-8,10-11
same person

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-13 0:16

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-13 1:15

WRITE PROGRAM WITH C++
IT IS COMPUTER LANGUAGE BY BJARNE
BJARNE CAN USE IT, HE IS BJARNE
DO NOT WORRY BJARNE USES IT OFTEN
BJARNE IS VERY GOOD

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-13 2:39

>>12
I FOOPed in my mouth a little

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-13 3:32

WRITE PROGRAM WITH HTML
IT IS COMPUTER LANGUAGE BY FOR INTERNET
YOU CAN USE IT HTML IS HERE
DO NOT WORRY EVERY WEBSITE IN HTML
YOU CAN MAKE SITE TOO

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-13 4:25

WRITE PROGRAM WITH HASKELL
IT IS COMPUTER LANGUAGE WITH NOMADS
YOU CAN USE HASKELL, IT IS EASY
DO NOT WORRY SPJ USES HASKELL OFTEN
HASKELL IS VERY GOOD

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-13 5:25

Good sir, you might want to create exquisite pieces of programming art using Lisp.
It is a computer language suitable for beginners.
In practice, it means that getting started is not too dificult, provided that you lean from suitable teaching material.
I assure you that people facing more difficulties than you make use of Lisp frequently.
Well, in short, I think Lisp is very good.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-13 7:22

HAX ANUSES WITH ( ≖‿≖)
IT IS ANUS HAXER WITH ( ≖‿≖)
YOU CAN HAX ANUSES IT IS EASY
DO NOT WORRY ( ≖‿≖) HAXES ANUSES OFTEN
( ≖‿≖) IS VERY GOOD

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-13 8:10

Is the OP a Eurofag?  Something tells me he probably is.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-13 8:20

WRITE PROGRAM WITH EMACS
IT IS OPERATING SYSTEM WITH EDITOR
YOU CAN USE EMACS, IT IS EASY
DO NOT WORRY RMS USES EMACS OFTEN
EMACS IS VERY GOOD

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-13 9:00

WRITE PROGRAM WITH ABC
IT IS COMPUTER LANGUAGE WITH A BUFFA
YOU CAN USE ABC IT IS EASY
DO NOT WORRY DUMB PEOPLES USE ABC OFTEN
ABC IS VERY GOOD

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-13 9:22

WRITE PROGRAM WITH PERL
IT IS COMPUTER LANGUAGE WHERE ANY CODE IS VALID
YOU CAN USE PERL IT IS EASY
DO NOT WORRY RANDALL MAKES JOKE ABOUT PERL OFTEN
PERL IS VERY GOOD

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-13 10:19

WRITE PROGRAM WITH JAVASCRIPT
IT IS COMPUTER LANGUAGE FOR THE IDIOTS
YOU CAN USE JAVASCRIPT BECAUSE YOUR A FAILURE
DO NOT WORRY DUMB PEOPLES USE JAVASCRIPT OFTEN
JAVASCRIPT IS COMPLETE SHIT

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-13 11:07

WRITE PROGRAM WITH WHITESPACE
IT IS                 
             
YOU CAN USE WHITESPACE, IT IS                     
      
                 
DO NOT WORRY                        USES WHITESPACE OFTEN
WHITESPACE IS VERY                 
                                  
                              
    

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-13 12:29

>>25
Your failure? What about my failure?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-13 13:01

IQ around 70 is fine, just don't expect to become EXPERT

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-13 14:10

IQ around 70 is fine, just don't expect to become anything more than a janitor, if you even manage to live on your own.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-13 14:32

This might elude the more mentally challenged individuals around here, but IQ tests don't mean shit. For every other test you take, your results will differ by a large margin.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-13 15:20

what elude mean maybe u meant etude like shopin

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-13 18:43

>>30
I done a bunch of online IQ tests and randomly selected my answers on every single question. I got over 115 on every test. OP you must be really retarded, and I suggest you look into doing something a bit more vocational.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-13 18:45

>>32
IQ around 70 is perfectly fine, just don't aim for anything higher then a coal miner

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-03-13 18:57

Try python

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-13 19:40

>>30
This might elude the more mentally challenged individuals around here, but internet IQ tests aren't representative of modern IQ testing in general.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-13 20:37

>>35
And heartbreakingly enough, the very definition of IQ in the first place is only applicable to children.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-13 20:38

>>36
They've had IQ tests for adults for decades now. Your trivia is misremembered.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-13 20:39

>>36
A coal minor, then.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-13 21:42

I had an IQ test done by a general practitioner, I only got 83. And really it means nothing, your base intelligence doesn't mean you can't program.

I've finished SICP. I Know C, C++, Haskell and Scheme quite well and many others decently. Don't let an IQ test stop you from doing something you want to do.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-13 21:54

>>39
My heart melted, a little.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-13 22:05

IQ means nothing. Take for example, AmazingAthiest. He would score 75 on an IQ test but his Religious and Spiritual intelligence, as well as arguably his social intelligence are through the roof.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-13 22:43

To be fair, OP, intelligence has very little to do with a logical mind. You can be logical and simultaneously not have a great deal of capacity for learning. You must be at least this logical to program: *stretches out arms*.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-13 23:07

>>42
I thought the whole purpose of IQ tests was to test logical aptitude

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