You all act as if you hate it, but we all know it's your favourite language and you're just trolling so that other people won't learn it and see its brilliance.
Why all of these toy languages have to have horrendous implementations while something as esoteric as Haskell compiles to native code and runs at the speed of light? I don't get it.
Heck, they don't do anything. No JIT even. It's like they just don't give a shit.