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You all act as if you hate it, but we all know it's your favourite language and you're just trolling so that other people won't learn it and see its brilliance.

Have you ever read a troll post on /prog/ and wondered whether or not it is a markov chain-script? It is almost as though half the posts are markov chains. Maybe they all are. Maybe this one is. Maybe it is not. Maybe it will become troll at some point in time. Maybe YWBT over and over in this very thread. Maybe more threads will be made filled with this script. Although I fear it, I wouldn't doubt it.