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C > C++

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-26 14:40

C++ is fucking useless, isn't a true OOP language and even if it was who fucking needs Classes and shit when we have fucking structs, unions, enums, arrays, pointers and a whole lot of awesome things.
Fuck your operator overloading, who needs it.
Fuck your multiple inheritance, who needs it.
Only pussy programmers need to write "reusable" code.
Fuck you Sepples, slow ass language.
Fuck OOP.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-26 14:42

In b4 Haikus about how much Sepples sucks.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-26 14:42

I have a slight suspicion that we may be undergoing some slight trolling.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-26 14:45

>>3yhbt

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-26 15:24

>>1

I dispute your claim, and therefore IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-26 15:29

>>1
Your conflation of Sepples with OOP and multiple inheritance leads me to believe you are a Sepples programmer at heart.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-26 18:44

You know, if you think about it C++ is a stupid name. What it really should have been is simply C+1. C++ implies that you're adding one to C, and storing the new value as back into C. C++ didn't alter C directly, it's a separate language.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-26 19:45

You know, if you think about it C++ is a stupid name. What it really should have been is simply Sepples. C++ implies that you're adding one to C, and storing the new value as back into C. C++ didn't alter C directly, it's a separate language.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-26 19:58

You know, if you think about it C++ is a stupid name. What it really should have been is simply YOU HAVE ALL BEET TOLLED EXPONENTIALLY.. C++ implies that you're adding one to C, and storing the new value as back into C. C++ didn't alter C directly, it's a separate language.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-26 20:10

>>9
Being tolled exponentially is unfair.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-26 20:28

I have never (beet tolled)x in my life.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-26 22:52

>>11
But have you x(beet tolled)?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-27 1:28

>>12
I've been o(beet tolled).

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-27 1:53

>>13
o( √(beet tolled) ) is like way past radical!

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-27 2:10

(beet trolled)o(√ (beet trolled))

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 10:43


Later they were going   to trash it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-21 3:11

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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-21 3:22

>>16
>Later they were going to trash it. [citation needed]

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-21 19:33

#define private public
A lot of idiotic C++ problems solved.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-21 19:41

>>19
You're forgetting
#define class struct

Name: WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING 2009-07-21 19:52

You're forgetting

#define bool char

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-21 19:59

You're forgetting
#define int unsigned

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-21 21:37

You're forgetting
#define + -

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-21 21:44

You're forgetting
#define 0 1

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-21 22:38

You're forgetting
#define define undef

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-21 23:00

OOP is just “poo” spelled backwards. Think about it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-21 23:11

Think about it.
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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-21 23:20

>>26
Whoa.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 1:31

>>28
If that blew your mind, then you'll love this!

Coming right up, after the break!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 1:52

>>29
Jerk, holding out on me like that.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !frozEn/KIg 2009-07-22 4:01

>>1 C++ has some nice libraries/headers but as development language its below C(ask Linux Torvalds)



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Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 6:55

>>31
Way to go for not reading the rest of the thread, FC.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 6:56

wut?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 16:37

>>26

That means its the opposite of shit. C++ is a great language, just some people prefer using it and others don't.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 16:47

>>34
C++ is a great language
20/360

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 16:53

You know why it is 20? Because you turn 20° and walk into a wall.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 17:19

>>36
Actually this is a fraction indicating an award of one out of eighteen troll points. If it were degrees, it logically would have been written “20/360°”.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-22 18:38

>>7
C += 1

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-23 22:19

But what about C+10x?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-24 5:03

>>37
You'd end up with 1/° as unit. That's bad. Either go for (20/360)°, for 20°/360 or 20°/360° - which however would be the same as 20/360.

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