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Name: Anonymous 2009-02-18 13:14

So I clicked on an ad and I ended up in http://www.businessobjects.com/jump/xi/crda/default.asp

WHAT A FUCKING TRUCKLOAD OF FAILURE

First off, what language is that shit? Moreover, the image got it wrong, showing exponentiation instead of multiplication. IT WON'T EVER FINISH MOTHERFUCKER. So, when I checked out the correct code at http://www.businessobjects.com/jump/xi/dev_roundup/code.txt I solved it in like 60 milliseconds. And what do I get in return? [i][u]Nothing[u][i] - heck, not even an acknowledgement that I was able to successfully follow trivial code, since any¹ fucking URL starting with http://www.sap.com/sapbusinessobjects/puzzle will congratulate you for success.

[sub]¹Standard restrictions apply, the next character if any must be some kind of separator such as [code]/[code] or [code]?[code]. This has not been throughly tested though.[/sub]

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-18 13:16

>>1
(And by nothing I mean nothing except a TRUCKLOAD OF BBCODE FAILURES.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-18 13:16

>>1
YHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-18 14:00

        if (n==1) return
Now I'm not a programmer, but isn't something missing after the ``return''?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-18 14:10

>>4
In many languages you can just do ``return;'' if your function(procedure in this case) is not expected to return anything (example: type void in C/C++/C#)

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-18 14:27

>>4
Now I'm not a programmer

We can tell.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-18 14:44

BI

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-18 15:32

>>6
But can you tell that . . . YHBT?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-18 15:37

>>8
I can tell when someone's being legit and being a troll, >>4 was legit to the core.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= 2009-02-18 15:40

>>4
In most, if not all, programming languages, you would be correct. There are a few languages which don't require a value after the return statement. We call these langauges procedures.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-18 15:45

>>10
facepalm.txt

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-18 19:46

Why the fuck did that stupid site attempt to set a bazillion cookies?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-18 20:48

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Name: Anonymous 2009-02-18 22:49

wat?
that ``puzzle'' is retarded, i demand a refund.
http://www.businessobjects.com/jump/xi/crda/default1.asp?value=1

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-19 0:46

Moreover, the image got it wrong, showing exponentiation instead of multiplication
That's a *, it's just a tiny one.

Name: MFo4X 2009-02-19 0:54

>>13
This script is why I changed my tripcode.

Name: !FRoZenMbSU 2009-02-19 0:56

>>13
This script is why I changed my tripcode.

Name: !FRoZenMbSU 2009-02-19 1:00

>>17
DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS.

Name: !frozEnO.T6 2009-02-19 1:02

6 3 10 5 16 8 4 2 1

Last element has to be 1 obviously. The function grows in oscillations until it reaches a power of 2, then quickly drops down to 1 in log2(n) steps.

Pretty easy puzzle

Name: !frozEnO.T6 2009-02-19 1:05

Also, I'm assuming that, like in C, if a function returns with no return value, whatever previously occupied the return-medium (usually eax in x86) is used as the return value by the callee, and that 1 would probably be occupying the register in question when the function returned with no return value.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-19 2:22

SAP BusinessObjects

ENTERPRISE QUALITY

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !7MfrOZENzo 2009-02-19 3:09

How you hab such a big naem

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-19 3:26

I don't change my tripcode
>Unless i want to mock them or show them how their approach fails.
there seems to be a logic error in your post.
if you don't change your tripcode then the approach does not fail.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-19 4:40

>>25
i post anonymously as a verification of my identity.
i use it everytime i post: i use it to establish the post is mine.
i wouldn't use another name unless i was at gaia.
i could easily post with a trip,if i had some reason(e.g. to inflate my ego)
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Name: 26 2009-02-19 4:46

Anonymous here, i just bought Macbook Air and I'm leaving /prog/ forever. See you at MacRumors.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-19 4:49

invisiblefag's tripcode haxed: #ݶ*bvBye

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-19 5:02

>>27
yes "verification of my identity.".
i verify that i am Anonymous, rather than some outsider who considers himself important.
posting as Anonymous verifies that i am a mature poster who does not care about needless personal identity and would rather be noticed for a well made post than an obnoxious screen-name.
posting as Anonymous means that i will not choose a side of an argument simply because it's favoured by the majority in the discussion - it means that i will say whatever i please; unfiltered, unedited, never toned down.
posting as Anonymous verifies that i want to discuss things, i don't want to gain fans or improve my social standings.

identity doesn't matter in a discussion - it's completely unimportant and irrelevant.
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Name: Anonymous 2009-02-19 5:03

>>30
That's about 3 characters too long to be a tripcode. And it's not anywhere close to what that string really hashes to.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-19 5:09

>>33
the is very much the point.
didn't you bother to read it?
jeeze, you're an idiot

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-19 5:10

>>33
Also, please note I am a huge fan of Bill Gates.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-19 5:13

>>36
people who dislike bill gates are only jealous of his incredible wealth and sexy glasses

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-19 5:15

>>37
They also wouldn't make 1/1000 of his net capital in their whole life.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-19 5:17

>>34
your crypt is apparently very broken. try this:
openssl passwd -salt .. 'ݶ*bvBye'

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