XKCD

http://xkcd.com/541/

God damn it Randall, you're not funny and you never were.

I figured out the solution to this problem anyhow.

Linux (or BSD :)) would

1. I'm insulted on TED's behalf by the notion Randall would be allowed there in the first place.

2. Not funny.

3. (: Text goes here :).

4. Sage for Randall.