A programmed abortion

What happens when a former Internet Juggernaut like AOL fails?

They join with the monumental failure of Netscape, and then abort the love child.

That dead fetus is named FireFox.

Sometimes, the truth hurts the ignorant.

What's the point of malloc() then? If I wanted to do that, I'd use sbrk() or mmap() or VirtualAlloc() directly.
malloc() is a lot more portable than any of those alternatives.
also, freebsd uses jemalloc. stop complaining and use a decent operating system already.