Hey neckbeards

My name is FrozenVoid, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day coding in noob languages like lisp and sicp.
 You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any job? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than stealing code from Microsoft tutorials.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best source. I'm pretty much perfect.
 I was leader of my haxor clan, and moderator on a hacker forum. What hacks did you wrote, other than "HAX MY ANUS"? I also get straight 10/10, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just cybersexed me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Text Related: It's my script.
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1.You're too vain to post anonymously,which takes 0 minutes max.
2.You use very slow language which can't handle modern forums with AJAX and pics.
3.Your "BBS" can be freely spammed to death.
4.With registration you don't know how much forum users you have or
 have any privacy.
5.You don't have any motivation to post good posts,because you're mostly thinking about yourself.
Registration makes quality secondary or tertiary concern,since it puts focus on appearance.
6.Such "BBS" is very fluid and vulnerable to memetic/viral/astroturfing campaigns.