You guys fucking suck

You know, I don't even blame FrozenVirgin for the shitty trollfest /prog/ has turned into. I mean, he's a fucking troll, he doesn't give a shit. But you guys replying endlessly to his blatantly obvious trolling attempts really upsets me. Seriously, anyone with half a brain can tell he's trolling, and yet you keep trying to reason with him as if he were some sort of misguided asspie. He is not arguing his point in good faith, so he will use underhanded tactics to stalemate a discussion and declare himself the winner when everyone else gives up. The game he plays is this: never admitting he is wrong and never admitting he's trolling. You can't beat him at the game he plays, because he plays by his own rules. And if you argue that his rules are ass-backwards and he should play by everyone else's rules, he will use his rules to stalemate that argument. Don't you see? You can't fucking win. For fuck's sake, you don't even have to use your willpower to resist the urge to be trolled, there's a goddamn script that makes all his posts invisible. Just fucking be grateful and use it, already.

Then you can go through all the links on the page checking for links that point to a single post, and look up the post ids in that dictionary, and hide the offending posts if they're listed in there with a true value.
that doesn't help with normal quotes, though, since they don't always have links that point to the post the quote is from.