Good language to start with?

I have a lot of free time on my hands right now, and I thought rather than letting it go to waste, I'd like to do something constructive, and learn some programming skills.
What's a good programming language to learn as my first?

I don't know if the text boards are like the image ones, if so I'm expecting a lot of rage and unhelpful comments.

C, haskell, forth, or javascript.
then learn the others. once you've learned all 4, you should be able to handle anything.
well, except maybe lisp. your brain needs to be wired right for counting parentheses, it's not something you can just learn.