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Train me

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 5:35

Hello /prog

I want you to train me to be the ultimate programmer.

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-15 5:52

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 6:56

Start with ASM to have an historical approach of the domain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 8:32

Learn C, some ASM(understand the whole architecture), READ SICP, TAoCP, learn some functional languages and some OO ones, learn the APIs of your OS.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 9:16

Try Applescript Studio

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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 9:18

The path to being the [u][i][o][b]ULTIMATE PROGRAMMER[/b[/o][/i][/u] must be walked alone

Name: =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+= !FrOzEn2BUo 2009-01-15 16:03

I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me and I walk alone

I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
and I'm the only one and I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk a...

My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then I walk alone



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orbis terrarum delenda est

Name: !ExPeRt4Utk 2009-01-15 16:34

Start with Logo

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 16:37

Read SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 16:48

>>7
Your virginity is showing.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 18:47

hello im patrick the gingor join my community of haxxors if you payme enough i will give you access to a secret area of /YHBT/ ;)

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-15 22:27

I code a lonely file
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me and I code alone

I code this null pointer
On the Breakpoint of Bad Dereferences
Where the process sleep()s
and I'm the only one and I code alone

I code alone
I code alone

I code alone
I code a...

My editor's the only one that codes beside me
My bloated IDE's the only thing that's running
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then I code alone

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-16 1:59

>>12
This needs to go on the /prog/ discography.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-16 2:14

>>12
Would've been better if the "bad dereferences" line had actually fit the original number of syllables.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-16 2:38

>>12
/prog/ rock

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-16 2:40

>>15
On the Breakpoint of null ref-rences

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-16 2:41

s/>>15/>>14/g

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-16 2:42

>>16
Except ref-renece isn't a word

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-16 4:32

>>18
ARTISTIC LICENSE DICK CHEESE

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-16 9:21

>>12
Pair programming sucks ass.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-16 9:54

You are on the path to becoming an expert BBCODE programmer. I suggest you study more to strengthen your skills.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-16 12:13

Use self-documenting variable names.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:25

Are you GAY?
Are you a NIGGER?
Are you a GAY NIGGER?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!

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