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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-04 11:48

Hey, I was thinking about some things I wanted to code for my friends using only C (no C++). Anyhow, I came across the idea for making an auto-spammer (for on line games). I don't want you to make me one, I just wanted to know, is it possible? Could I possibly make an auto-spammer using no C++ at all?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-04 11:54

Hey, I was thinking about some things I wanted to code for my friends using only Python (no PHP). Anyhow, I came across the idea for making an auto-spammer (for on line forums). I don't want you to make me one, I just wanted to know, is it possible? Could I possibly make an auto-spammer using no PHP at all?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-04 11:55

Hey, I was thinking about some things I wanted to code for my friends using only Haskell (no C). Anyhow, I came across the idea for making an operating system (for Win32 programs). I don't want you to make me one, I just wanted to know, is it possible? Could I possibly make an operating system using no C at all?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-04 11:57

I'm afraid you can't. C is an academic language which has a very narrow field of applications (i.e. computing fibs and factorials). If you can't afford to settle with Sepples, you should use another generic programming language like Haskell, Scheme or ABC. You should probably have a look at Fjölnir too.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-04 11:58

Hey, I was thinking about some things I wanted to code for my friends using only C (no Haskell). Anyhow, I came across the idea for making a fibonacci function (for natural numbers). I don't want you to make me one, I just wanted to know, is it possible? Could I possibly make a a fibonacci function using no Haskell at all?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-04 12:04

Hey, I was thinking about some things I wanted to code for my friends using only the SLOW AS FUCK RUBY programming language (no assembly or C). Anyhow, I came across the idea for making a multimedia framework (for 2D and 3D graphics). I don't want you to make me one, I just wanted to know, is it possible? Could I possibly make a DirectX/SDL clone using no C or assembly at all?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-04 12:08

>>4
Thank you! Finally someone realizes this wasn't copy-pasta!

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-04 12:09

>>7
Thank you! Finally someone realizes this wasn't a sage!

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-04 12:14

>>6
sure python or abc can do it

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-04 12:39

Hey, I was thinking about some things I wanted to code for my friends using only HTML (no Java). Anyhow, I came across the idea for making a website counter (for counting visits). I don't want you to make me one, I just wanted to know, is it possible? Could I possibly make a website counter using no Java at all?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-04 12:47

>>10
4/10

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-04 13:28

Factorials!


fact n = product [1..n]

Laziness!

fibs = 1 : 1 : zipWith (+) fibs (tail fibs)

List comprehension!


aSort :: (Ord a) => [a] -> [a]
qSort []     = []
qSort (x:xs) = qSort s ++ [x] ++ aSort l
                 where (s,l) = partition (<x) xs

MONADS!


loeb :: Functor a => a (a x -> x) -> a x
loeb x = fmap (\a -> a (loeb x)) x

Join Haskell now!

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-04 14:50

>>12
There are no monads in that example, dumbfuck.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-04 14:53

>>=13
Shut up

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-04 14:59

>>12
No list comprehensions either, moron.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-04 16:44

There are no monads in Iran.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-04 19:24

>>13
I'm sorry, I don't know how to program, I hang out here just for fun.

Stack pointer monadic overflow.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-04 19:41

>>16
WE HAVE CONFIRMED THE EXISTENCE NOMADS IN IRAN.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-04 19:51

The hell's an existence nomad?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-04 19:52

>>19
The one that carries around the RealWorld variable in which the universe exists.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-07 9:27

So, this thread is now about monads?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-07 9:32

What is a PostMessage?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-20 21:24

NECRO NECRO NECRO!

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-20 21:55

Are we not men?
We are necro!
N-E-C-R-O

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-20 22:09

>>23
Are you, by chance, speaking of your estranged father?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-02 22:38

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