I was at the mall today buying some SICP study aids (tryin' to complete my SICP set) & this kid standing next to me in line at the game shop says "Man, that Scheme s**t is homo, you shouldn't be wasting your faggot cash on some lame fucking s**t crap like that. Fuckin' cocksucker." I turned around, saw no one, then peered down at a child who looked about 10 years old holding many C++ books.
I then got into a debate (for what seemed like 30 minutes or so) on the superiority of Scheme to C++. And at the end he just called me a "fag" and proceeded to punch my in the stomach. I finally crawled on my bruised stomach to a nearby mall cop, and pointed to that snot nosed brat, last I saw of him he was on the mall cops shoulder cying for his mother. Ha...kids..