I have a criticism of LISP

Nobody cool is doing anything with it. There is no LISP Web 2.0. There are no hip new ENTERPRISE applications being written in LISP.

There are only smug weenies and suave space toads.

>>1
There are only smug weenies and suave space toads.
If this isn't your idea of cool, you may be beyond help.

>>4
Why are you calling Lisp a functional language? Is it because you don't know anything about it? Yes.