But my dog has got no nose

So the question we have to ask ourselves is:

How does it smell?

And here you can see some of the proposed solutions:

• Use touch as a substitute.
• Use taste as a substitute.

But the answer in this particular case is:

  Terrible!

My—dog—smells—terrible.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb1aQVpT-60#t=1m04s

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