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Object oriented DB access

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-19 17:04

So I'm doing a very low scale project - just a simple blog/template for a guy. PHP5/MySQL5 on Apache.

I had programmed mostly the entire thing without abstracting the database, since I figured this project would be pretty specific to my clients needs, now however... I'm really liking how this turned out and would like to use the backend for my own personal site.

The problem is my personal site is on Postgre.

So my question is... do I dick around with PEAR::DB (does that project even exist anymore?) - or, do I just go through searching query by query and changing them by hand?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-21 11:51

>>25
It's a meme I happen to have invented.
>i
You have:
a Ron Penton Coin
a Coffee mug
some data structures
a copy of SICP
a souvenir photo of
Haskell the dog
>e
You enter Ron Penton's Private Sexy Pleasures. There is a strong smell of smegma in the room.
>l
You are in Ron Penton's Private Sexy Pleasures. You see Ron Penton.
>put coin in Ron Penton
You put the coin in the Ron Penton. Ron Penton notices your data structures and starts peeing in your coffee mug.
>run
You cannot run. Ron Penton is filling the mug.
>PLUGH
You cannot PLUGH. Ron Penton has filled the mug and is staring at your asshole suggestively.
>throw data structures at Ron
You throw several STL structures at Ron Penton. Ron Penton is nonplussed.
>w
You try to go back but shitty collision detection prevents you from doing so. Ron Penton is approaching and licking his LIPS.
>read SICP
You start conjuring the spirits of the computer with your spells. Ron Penton twitches around.
>read SICP
Ron Penton's head has inflated by approximately 350%.
>read SICP
Ron Penton explodes. His guts are all over the wall.
>z
You rest.
>w
Now that your several problems have been solved, you start heading back and take a sip from your mug on the way.
OH SHI-
>b
You vomit out the contents of the mug.
>l
You are standing outside of Ron Penton's Private Sexy Pleasures. There is some piss and saliva on the floor.
>j
You *grab dick* and begin to masturbate, using the piss/saliva solution as a lubricant.
Ohhh, Satori...

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