/prog/ sucks but I will fix it

Hello members of /prog/ I am here to inform you of your sucktitude.  which is at all time high levels

To correct your shitty shit I will institute a new deal for /prog/

1.  A higher level of abstraction outside of known programming languages.

2.  Consistency downwards to create amazing shit.

3.  The use of extensive LOP techniques

No more LISP, C, C++, or other languages are allowed.  XKCDS is the new standard of programmings. 

ACCOMPANY ME ON THE BATTLEFIELD TO CLAIM OUR RIGHTFUL PLACE

2009 the YEAR OF THE DESTROYER/s/

>>3
Well it is the polar opposite of /prog/