Christmas Gifts

So, Christmas is almost upon us. What are you /prog/rammers going to ask from Santa?

Here's the list I sent to him:

1. Haskell Book
2. Casio Keyboard (So I can play JSB Sebastian Bach)

In addition, I want to learn how to understand Nomads, but I didn't want to get too greedy this Christmas.

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That's all the official tutorial could explain what Haskell is capable of. Computing factorials.
Pure functional languages are the heavy unread coffee table books of the computer programming nerd fag world.