Christmas Gifts

So, Christmas is almost upon us. What are you /prog/rammers going to ask from Santa?

Here's the list I sent to him:

1. Haskell Book
2. Casio Keyboard (So I can play JSB Sebastian Bach)

In addition, I want to learn how to understand Nomads, but I didn't want to get too greedy this Christmas.

I'm asking for the death of the x86 architecture, but I'll settle for a sweet little ARM machine coming into my possession.
(It seems I'll also be giving myself a new x86 PC though, as Bethesda, being faggots, are not releasing Fallout 3 for Linux on ARMv7. They won't even release the source so I can port it myself! Why, I ought to sic a pack of rabid, unwashed RMSes on them.)

I'm saving ``people waking the fuck up and realizing that C++ is a horrible language and if it's really the currently best available choice for whatever the fuck you're doing (it's not), you had better make something better yourself, stat!'' for my birthday.